Soften the cream cheese. Let it sit at room temperature for 20–30 minutes.
Softer cream cheese blends smoother and prevents lumps.
Prep the lemons. Wash and dry them, then zest first and juice second. You’ll want about 1 tablespoon of zest and 2–3 tablespoons of juice. Avoid the bitter white pith when zesting.
Blend the base. In a high-speed blender or food processor, add 1 cup Greek yogurt, 1 cup cottage cheese, and 4 ounces softened cream cheese.
Blend on medium until mostly smooth.
Add flavor and protein. Add 1 scoop protein powder, 2–3 tablespoons sweetener (adjust to taste), 1 teaspoon vanilla, the lemon zest, lemon juice, and a pinch of salt. Blend again until silky. Taste and adjust sweetness and lemon level.
Check thickness. The mixture should be creamy and spoonable.
For a thicker pudding, blend in 1–2 teaspoons chia seeds or 1–2 tablespoons instant vanilla pudding mix. Let it sit 2–3 minutes, then blend briefly again.
Chill to set. Divide into 4 small jars or bowls. Cover and refrigerate at least 1 hour.
Chilling firms the texture and rounds out the flavor.
Garnish and serve. Top with crushed graham crackers for a “crust” vibe, a handful of berries, or a swirl of yogurt. Finish with a sprinkle of fresh zest for extra aroma.