Blend the base: Add cottage cheese (or Greek yogurt), protein powder, cocoa powder, sweetener, vanilla, and salt to a blender or food processor.
Blend until completely smooth and fluffy, 30–60 seconds. Scrape down the sides.
Adjust thickness: Add almond milk 1 teaspoon at a time and pulse until it reaches a thick, brownie-batter consistency. If it gets too thin, blend in a little more cocoa or a spoon of casein.
Taste and tweak: Check sweetness and chocolate intensity.
Add a pinch more salt or a touch more sweetener if needed. For extra richness, blend in the nut butter.
Fold in texture (optional): Stir in sugar-free chocolate chips or cocoa nibs for a subtle crunch.
Chill briefly: For best texture, refrigerate 10–20 minutes to let it thicken and set. It’s still great right away if you’re in a hurry.
Serve: Spoon into bowls, top with a sprinkle of cocoa, a few chips, or a dollop of Greek yogurt.
Enjoy with a small spoon to savor the richness.